Imagine someone who doubled a bread recipe and the results nearly took over the kitchen with a lot of rising bread dough. If anyone's familiar with the classic I Love Lucy show when she was cornered by a huge loaf of bread coming out of the oven, this is kinda like this. The bread went BAM back...
But of course, Jamie and I had a good laugh reading this. We'll have to make it sometime.
Emeril's Christmas Bread: A story of 2 loaves, 3 colors, and 1 frightened baker
The recipe is at the end of the article.